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SHOPEZRA

But First, Coffee. Then The Armor Of God. — Funny Hoodie

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$33.00
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$33.00
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Everyone needs a cozy go-to hoodie to curl up in, so go for one that's soft, smooth, and stylish. It's the perfect choice for cooler evenings!

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
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Processed in 1–5 business days · Delivered in 7–14 business days.
Every order ships with tracking, emailed to you when your order is on its way.

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    FREE SHIPPING on all orders $60+
    30-DAY RETURNS & EXCHANGES · Secure checkout · Processed in 1–5 business days · Delivered in 7–14 business days
    10% OFF your first order | Use code: WELCOME10

    Why shop with SHOPEZRA?

    • Family-owned and operated

      Real people, real support

    • Fast shipping

      Orders ship in 1–5 business days

    • Secure checkout

    FAQs

    How long does shipping take?

    Processed in 1–5 business days · Delivered in 7–14 business days. Your tracking number is emailed to you as soon as your order ships.

    How do I use the WELCOME10 discount?

    Enter code WELCOME10 at checkout for 10% off your order (one use per customer).

    How do I contact you?

    Email us at info@shopezra.us — a real person replies, usually within one business day.

    What is your return policy?

    You have 30 days to return or exchange your item. Email info@shopezra.us and we'll walk you through it. If your item arrives damaged or incorrect, contact us within 30 days of delivery and we'll make it right.

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